Latest reports from the Ladies and Escorts Lounge confirm that Wee Kenny (the Honourable Justice Sir Kenneth Keith, formerly of the Supreme Court), last seen being bounced on an old horse blanket at a Supreme Court team building exercise in Hurunui, was discovered during snow raking at The Lakes Station. Wee Kenny, who is long overdue at his new job on the International Court of Justice somewhere in Holland, was found snuggling up to a pair of willing merinos but appeared none the worse for wear. A tearful but brave-faced land girl Sian (Chief Justice the Right Honourable Dame Sian Elias) told Case Load: “We’d almost given up hope of finding the wee rascal. I’ll keep a closer eye on him from now on,” she said, giving Kenny a playful whack under the chin with a Red Band.
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Keep it coming to jockanderson@ihug.co.nz Posted July 14, 2006
